It's a monastery.
With walled doors, behind which echoes the cries of a thousand entombed monks and the canticle of eternal malediction inflicted upon any who crosses its threshold.
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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It's a monastery.
With walled doors, behind which echoes the cries of a thousand entombed monks and the canticle of eternal malediction inflicted upon any who crosses its threshold.
Actually, it's a priory.
So you might be right about entombed monks 😁
Minus the ghoulish monks, I like it!
The ghoulish minke are a feature.
They’re selling the views. If they can’t show the house, it’s a dump.
It's a rustic hidden gem with untapped potential as a passion project dream house.
some of the wooden features are not rotten to the core, see? (No, don't look on the other side)
To be fair, you could probably fix this up quite nicely if you had the money (assuming it's not listed).
The first photo is meant to appeal to any Edward Scissorhands that may be on the market.
Where's the farmhouse? Peekaboo! There it is!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR
YES. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Guaranteed that place is haunted as FUCK!
Honestly if not for the fact that everything is likely rotted to fuck and back, it would actually be really cool in my opinion. But guaranteed that shit is rotted out and would cost way more to fix than it's worth, which is sad.
I love old buildings, especially ones that look like it probably has some interesting history attached.
I love old buildings, especially ones that look like it probably has some interesting history attached.
For this same reason, we're going to try and visit it.
Maybe we're up for a good suprise ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
In other news… your ass and thighs will get chewed to shit sitting on that window seat…. Errr
Abandon hope all he who enter here… who said that? Lol