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Pentacock
Cocktopus
Fuck I was gonna say that :'(
That's a starprick if I'm not mistaken
starprick
Your mom's fidget spinner.
Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite
"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
Moby's Dicks
So that's what they do with it after bottom surgery
It's a five star porn-hub
Organic free range dildo star before harvest
"No, this is Patrick"
The cocktail starfish
5 player co-op
What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.
Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!
Patrick PornStar
Patrick and his five brothers.
I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick's cousin that he didn't even know existed...
They call him Dickie
Five girls one star
Pentapenis
the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother
Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.
PENVS
That's a penisea star
Ass to ass!
Mr. Stealyourgirl
Starfucker
Your partner will finally be pleased!
It ain't gonna sucker itself.
Patdick Star
But I don't wanna pat the dicks
The penis wheel
Dickstar
The Seanis
Slumber Party
Falustarfish
Paige, no, no, no, no, no!
Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
A growing star.
Gatling penis
This is what a choriaster granulatus looks like.
"I give this orgy 5 stars!"
Boner's star.
Stellatum glandem
Adult fidget spinner.