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Not a blinker in the group, sudden lane changes, tailgating; what else?
Park-anywhere hazard lights.
Poor people would join in
People don't understand taxes, they were talking about it on the radio yesterday and people who make less than 50k/year think this will increase their taxes...
This made me laugh out loud to the point I finally actually supported Beaverton financially. I don’t ever want to lose Canadian satire.
The Onion on point as ever; I actually thought this was not only plausible but actually happening. For a moment, until I noticed the address.
The Beaverton rocks. This is great!
Guys the Beaverton is the Canadian version of the Onion.
I can get an X3 for $5000.
The perception of wealth is not wealth, the people who are the problem have people to drive them.
First of all, where the fuck can you find any functional vehicle in the U.S. for $5000? And secondly, where the fuck can you find any functional vehicle in the U.S. for $5000?
First off this is Canada.
Second off I'm not the other commenter nor know shit about cars so the first point is really all I got
And second of all, this def isn't Canada, I've never even been too Canada.
And second second of all, isn't X3 a low~mid tier car in Canada?
Australia, and our dollar is worth less than yours. Theres 4 of them on Facebook marketplace right now for $5k within 50km of me. Around 08 models with relatively High kms.
Its not a status symbol its a low to mid range car.
Well that explains it. Those cars are filled with deadly Australian spiders!