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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Paddy O'Furniture.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

But who put all the furniture in place?

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An Irish setter

[–] Mokopa@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who is Irish American and sits outside all summer... You won't find many Irish people called Patty 😜

[–] teft@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Especially since they go by Paddy. It’s short for Padraig.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, edited.

[–] TheOctonaut@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean... yes you edited, but we also don't call patios "paddy-os"

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Not American here, but... you still get the joke, right?

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Leave it to this sub to craic a good joke