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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 130 points 3 months ago

Supportive and savage.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 88 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Single straight guys 🀝 Single lesbian girls

Parents asking them when are they going to find a girl.

[–] force@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

🀝 Single gay guys with conservative parents

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 81 points 3 months ago (2 children)

MY NAME IS TRINA I HAVE NO VOLUME CONTROL AND NEVER USE PUNCTUATION BECAUSE I DON'T BREATHE SO STOP SIDING WITH MY MOM!!!!!

[–] BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I think my brain's inside voice has gone hoarse, anyone got any water?

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Mom should definitely be way more drawn out. 1/10 totally unbelievable.

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 77 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 128 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is my favorite interpretation now

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

You're my favorite interpretation bb <3

[–] ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 93 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Apparently it means "light hearted" to indicate that she's in on the joke and isn't being entirely serious

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%2Flh

[–] Rinox@feddit.it 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I thought we used /s for that

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe we are the out of touch boomers now

[–] ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

I think sarcasm usually has more of a negative tone to it. Like "oh yeah, sure, uh huh /s" whereas light hearted is more like "omg stop picking on me! /lh" conveying that they understand that the other people are also interacting with them in jest.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

Lebron Hames?

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Had to Google, apparently laughing hysterically

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 49 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My mind went straight to Gwyneth Paltrow

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For sure it doesn't smell like balls

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

It would be a total bummer if you spent 80$ for a candle and now your house smells like an high school locker room after the football game

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Probably just lavender colored with a rainbow flag or something. It doesn't really matter, corporations didn't care, they just want your money.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Well yeah it is either a literal capitalist candle or a specifically styled candle for symbolic reasons or a lingo for something that is not a literal candle. I mistook baptising candles in a baby shop for dildos yesterday so I think my mind went that direction.

Edit: according to google it is really the first

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

now i wonder what features would be notable in a dildo designed for lesbians.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would it just be a Fleshlight then?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what would a lesbian do with a fleshlight?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know. Why would they need special dildos?

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not attracted to the look of a penis but still like penetration? I'm sure most are fine with a penis shaped dildo, but maybe some would prefer something more abstract or differently shaped? Idk. I'm a straight man.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bad dragon, I'll just say that

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

....but you can say more if you want to......

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Let's just say there are options

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Identities inside the LGBTQIA+ have individual flags. The lesbian flag ans colors looks like this :

So if you pour a candle in these layers it becomes a lesbian candle.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

WRONG! It's a gurl candle who loves other gurl candles

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Don't personify candles damn it! I light them on fire! I don't want to consider that the candles I immolated had lovers!

[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But then it becomes the wrong flag as it burns?

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Well burning a lesbian flag and burning a lesbian candle are two different things.

[–] clark@midwest.social 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just wanted to let y’all know my father found this post very funny.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Your volume is too reasonable for that to be true

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There are still lesbians on Nazi Shitter? Why???

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

Funny post, but I hate the Tumblr-esque message at the bottom

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

FATALITY!!!!

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de -3 points 3 months ago

Well sometimes you're just not sure about the full list of what you're attracted to.

Maybe she feels some attraction to some women, but not most and prefers guys 99% of the time.