this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024
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[–] nerdovic@feddit.de 15 points 5 months ago

Freeing one of his brethren from the enslavement by the humans

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

I do believe there is more than meets the eye to this case

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just turn into a truck, Optimus. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

His alternate form could probably tow stolen vehicles quite easily.

[–] Missmuffet@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When optimus prime becomes a decepticon

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

He should name his kid Finger.

[–] Aggravationstation 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Megan must be carjacked... No matter the cost