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Where's my cocaine, doc? (lemmy.world)
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[–] cmac@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You can get one of those things without a prescription now

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You'll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Define many, you don't get to India or places where Islam is the leading religion.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I definitely can't get cocaine without risking imprisonment.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You could if you were cooler

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish I were cooler.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Join us in Colombia!

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a "marital aid." Adult stores have to label everything as "novelty use only." Really dumb.

Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.

[–] match@pawb.social 10 points 3 months ago

The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Land of the free, lmao

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Murican puritans, lol.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Fuck cocaine, gimme ketamine and shrooms!

All joking aside, both are illegal where I live and carry the same sentence as horse and actual coke. ¯\(ツ)/¯

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

and carry the same sentence as horse

Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?

[–] sleep_deprived@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

~~Ever heard of Mr. Hands?~~

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

God damn, are you trying to scar everyone here for life? If so, well done!

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago

I thought that involved ~~poppers~~ vcr cleaner

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

No, but I've heard of Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What is horse cocaine?

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago

🐎

[–] rhandyrhoads@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Horse is it's own thing. Usually slang for heroin unless there's something in his country (or mine even) I'm unaware of.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

That sounds like a very odd mixed drink.

[–] ilija@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I know a cat for your problems.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

I'd love to have a pet opossum. 🥰

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And that's how crazy cat ladies are formed.

[–] ilija@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, no I know cat who can sell you cocaine

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Know I know where he goes when I let him out. And where all my coke has gone!

[–] invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

An honest meditation! https://youtu.be/92i5m3tV5XY

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I love it!

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Vibrators were invented after cocaine was illegal

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

Technically, they never said it was at the same time.