Ugh baby, cocaine in the yacht jacuzzi again? Cant we stay at home one weekend?
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I’m telling you baby we should be snorting this stuff. Way more efficient than soaking it up like epsom salt.
I like this explanation better lol
Real life Mr Peanutbutter.
Really makes a lot of sense.
It's true, I've watched this documentary about this woman in her twenties who dumped Leo after being in an dysfunctional relationship with him.
I think it's called "The Wolf of Wall Street" or something.
Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?
A: Because he can.
My question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.
I guess also because they can...
Fun coupons. So many fun coupons
ok but like do they also kiss him for that? because eww
It's the legal way to sell your body.
Because he is famous and rich?
Whats hard to understand about that?
Lots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)
How do you even date twenty people at once???
It's easy when they're only 3 years old.
As a man it was in my mid twenties I realized he’s a good actor and not just a teenage heartthrob.
I hated him when I was a kid. Later I realized him getting all the girls doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy.
It was when I watched The Island that I first realized he’s a good actor.
Nobody said anything about his acting. This is about him never dating anyone over 25.
I said something about acting
Ah, I figured you thought you were on-topic (that the original post was somehow critical of his acting?), not on a tangent. My mistake.
But that was Ewan McGregor?
Lol, I think you mean Shutter Island.
I think they meant the beach.
Oh you’re right I was thinking of Mike Myers in Wayne’s World
Hey Mister Donut Head Man who’s trying to kill ya?
I don’t know but they better not!
Confidentially missed the point.
I agree, he is a good actor. But he is also a sleezebag who only dates models half his age and consistently dumps them when they turn 25.
Even though I respect his work, I have no respect for him as a person anymore.
Top Secretly missed the point
Made a different point
Same as a ten young adult I didn't think much of him. As I got older I realized just how good he is as an actor.
Romeo + Juliet for me. It got me through a Lit. paper.
Yeah, but it still doesn't explain why he's never dated (since he was 25) a woman his own age.
Or I guess he's just an instant bore to anyone who has life experience? That seems possible.
Boy you catch on quick
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It's not me, it's you.
If I was a rich Megastar I too would use my status and money to date beautiful young women
I very much wouldn't. I'm not interested in the kinds of things a young trophy wife is going to offer. I think being a rich megastar would be bad for my dating game, because it would attract all the wrong people.