Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because his friend was in a jam.

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[–] Krotz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the cucumber was distressed, because his friend was (in) a pickle.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I hope he can dill with it.

[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

he wanted to preserve their friendship!

[–] matchphoenix 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well that was one R(h)ude barb

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like sour grapes if you ask me.

[–] oo1@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

because his friend laid his momma

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

He probably killed him and berried his body.