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[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Only the inscrutable mind of an American can comprehend this.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 5 months ago

My euro mind can only comprehend that ass

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Mexico also has the right to own guns. I'm pretty sure that some Latinas could pull this off.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That pic kinda makes me horny. But also scared. Which makes me a little more horny. Which also makes me scared.

[–] knolord@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

One might even say... scaroused.

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 32 points 5 months ago

This is the future (classical) liberals want.

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 months ago

Finally

IRL High School of the Dead

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There has to be some kind of military doctrine that says a shooter must not mount their rifle on a fat ass as it would distract their aim.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

But, how can you control for side to side motion on a flat ass without a valley?

[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I know nothing about guns but I wanna know, what happens if he starts firing that thing?

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Depends on whether she raises her head.

As pictured:

  • Depending on the ammunition, her ass jiggles either sightly or substantially
  • Her hat is probably displaced
  • She wishes she had doubled up on hearing protection

Lots of things could go wrong here but him pulling the trigger from this position is relatively tame. Stupid as fuck, but tame.

She will feel no effect from the barrel heating up as the other commenter said, for two reasons.

First, one shot doesn't really do much to the barrel temperature - you'd need multiple shots in relatively rapid succession (i.e. several within a few minutes) for the barrel to start getting uncomfortably warm.

Second, the barrel isn't resting on her gluteal cleft; the receiver is. This part of the rifle is designed to be held.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I believe the barrel gets very hot upon firing!

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

But there's a cover on top of that which doesn't get hot, as it's meant to be held, at least on assault rifles, which is the only weapon I have shot.

I'd say, as long as the ass is stable that's not half bad for shooting. The person with ass up though, I can't imagine how one would look through the sights properly like that.

[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 1 points 5 months ago

Burnt butt crack, got it!

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

I've seen the video of this. Both of them have the proportions of American comic book characters.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

[Scottish accent intensifies}

[–] qwertilliopasd@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He's gonna cry himself to sleep on his huge pillagh!

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love that you have a gif for everything.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

They're not mine, I just have a knack for thinking of associated reactions and then finding the approximate gif.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I appreciate your usage of them nonetheless.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

Her poor ears

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

That's certainly one way to blow someone's back out

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

This is great for so many reasons, and also why people should join a gun club

[–] JamesGandalfini@feddit.de 5 points 5 months ago

Americans can sure be weiiiird.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

So anyone have the original? For research purposes....

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

Funny enough, I just opened YouTube and this short was suggested. It was Valkyrie40k. It looks like them, but I think tiktok and IG use different names.

[–] LightlySalty@feddit.dk 2 points 5 months ago

I can't remember her name, but she posts a lot of videos showing off her body and her appreciation of guns on YouTube. Probably TikTok too. I wouldn't be surprised if you searched for gun milf and she came up.

valkmommy brynn

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can we get a lemmy community for whatever this is? I want to subscribe!

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

C/buttguns where we have guns on butts

Seems legit would join as well