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[โ€“] ODuffer@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Emperor 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So you've been to Stockport.

[โ€“] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I actually take the M62 through Stockport to work from Manchester.

It do be like that.

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The A6 corridor is mentioned in the Domesday book as particularly being a wasteland.

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[โ€“] DrCake@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck all to do there init. Not even a spoons.

Nah they got knives though ๐Ÿ”ช

[โ€“] D61@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Sure I got a free trip to the moon, but I can't get time off work to take the trip.

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Theyโ€™d go if there was a crappy resort town with English speaking bartenders and a branch of Greggs.

[โ€“] flamingos 4 points 5 months ago

How dare you! You're right, but how dare you.

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[โ€“] Zeshade@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Well personally I donโ€™t care that much. Going there is probably also a lot of faff. If it took 5h to get there โ€œdoor to doorโ€ maybe. I understand the people who would like to go there, though, I completely get it.

To be given the chance to visit a safe friendly alien planet inhabited by intelligent species, now thatโ€™s something Iโ€™d like to do. Probably more for the cultural experience.

[โ€“] NutWrench@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wallace and Gromit went to the Moon. I think they decided it was made of Wensleydale.

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[โ€“] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

My mind immediately went to Wallace and Gromit

[โ€“] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can we just not ask the English? Just tell them it's for the queen or something

[โ€“] rmuk 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

the queen

I have some news for you.

[โ€“] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK

[โ€“] Moghul@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Damn, I'd go there even now, no need to guarantee security. Put my ass in a box to Jupiter with guaranteed no way back, I'll go.

[โ€“] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I would though, it would be an incredible view. But only in at least as much safety as in a car.

[โ€“] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The monkey's paw curls. You find yourself in the passenger seat of a luxurious, self-driving car, driving up into the sky with the moon directly in front of you. A speed limit sign flies past; "55 mph"

That's a year's round trip :D

[โ€“] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Pretty much everyone who has been to space claims its one of the most transformative perspective changing things they have done.

[โ€“] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just wait until it gets filled with tourists.

Nothing quite spoils even the most awe-inpiring experience than being surrounded by people who "just have to" vocalize (worse, as some kind of performance for those around them) how much awe inspiring the whole thing is.

Mind you, I'm an introvert, so maybe it's just me having trouble appreciating socially performative "awe".

[โ€“] turtlepower@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We should launch more people into space.

[โ€“] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Mushrooms and LSD is cheaper.

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[โ€“] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Guaranteed if there were home made sausage rolls on the moon it'd be colonised within days

[โ€“] Emperor 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Home made? Just open a Greggs.

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[โ€“] kubica@kbin.social 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's no one there... It's the perfect place!

[โ€“] flamingos 4 points 5 months ago

Just go to your local high street.

[โ€“] BruceLee@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago (10 children)

What's the difference btw british and britons ?

[โ€“] Elroy_Berdahl@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

A person can be British, in which case they are a Briton

[โ€“] Aceticon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Only people are britons whilst anything can be british.

[โ€“] rmuk 4 points 5 months ago

The first is when something isn't completely brit, the second is HM Government's new cryptocurrency.

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