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submitted 7 months ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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His pants fit like a glove!

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[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

*3 penises. 5 would necessitate 7 "legs" in the pants.

[–] Die4Ever@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago

Maybe he has 5 penises and no legs

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Or 7 "fingers."

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Amateur. I can do that with just one penis!

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Genital warts?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

No. One weiner, 2 balls, and my 2 earbuds, just like any normal person.

Where do you store your earbuds?

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

This is the real joke.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Oof. Swing and a miss. Count your fingers, people.