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[–] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, but doctors are generally empathetic people. When I turned 45, I needed the exam for the first time. When I was bottomless and bent over the table, I told my doctor that I was very nervous about it.

He said to just try and relax and he placed a hand on my right should to reassure me. When the exam started, I said I was still nervous and so he placed his other hand on my other shoulder to continue to reassure me.

[–] Kofu@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

His penis is pretty tactile, was able to diagnose earlier than most machines and test avaliable today.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, my armless doctor also comforted me when I got the prostate exam done

[–] imposedsensation@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did he put his penis on your shoulder?

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, nothing on any shoulder

[–] jerrimu@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I'm a 50 year old man with bladder disease, I've had at least 5. The answer is relax your sphincter. I mean if you don't it might hurt mildly, but the lube is worse. I mean they give you a wipe but it still feels nasty until you shower, you can cry in there if you need to.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Men who haven't played with their ass don't know what they're missing and it's sad

[–] onichama@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago
[–] ElBarto@lzrprt.sbs 5 points 1 year ago
[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are all men scared of their anus?

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know where it's been

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago

I do, but you're not gonna like them. In fact, they're pretty shitty..

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Eyebrow exam.