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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Waiting for Gogron gro-Bolmog to be assigned to the next assassination.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Boeing whistleblower found dead in tragic self-inflicted head being smashed into a pulp wound

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

"The great thing about killing a target up close and personal is you can talk to 'em before you do it! You know, say something scary! For example, this one time I had a contract to kill a Boeing whistleblower at their birthday party. They asked me if I was the clown! So I said to them."No, I am a messenger of Capital." You should have seen the look on their face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, they won't be seeing age sixty!"

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

local witnesses mentioned an orc "Kool Aid Manning" through a building near by.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Listen, these things happen

One day you snitch on a corporation, while comfortably retired, after wanting to do it for years and then you just shoot yourself in the head in your car

Or you snitch and then just 'suddenly' get a severe respiratory disease and die in your 40's

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or you just 'suddenly' get a severe respiratory disease and die in your 40's

I wonder if the absence of universal healthcare, most specifically preventative, would likely explain this kind of thing.

[–] S4ck@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Sure it could be because healthcare is ass, but that's not the only possibility.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Amateurs, Morag Tong would have a legal document privileging them to murder a whistle blower.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

that's just COINTELPRO

[–] worlds_okayest_mech_pilot@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Inter-agency rivalry but it's the ~~CIA~~ Blades clashing with the ~~FBI~~ Morag Tong