"Harry Potter and The Order of The Battletoads" 🤣
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2024
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Be honest with me, should I even start reading it?
EDIT: yep I read it. it's gold alright
Do you like prank calls?
Uhm, I guess?
It’s a bunch of purported prank calls of people calling the Gold & Silver Pawn Shop in Las Vegas (of the TV show Pawn Stars fame) late at night and asking for the game Battletoads. Some were kinda clever.
Allegedly they do (or did) stock a copy and it's expensive.
Just read it. Certified gold.
aight then I'll start mentally preparing myself to read it in the not too far future
I clicked on it and it had about 4 pixels, so no
Depending on what app you're using, it probably defaults to low quality, so you have to click the "HD" button to get the readable image
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for you or sorry it happened.
Gold and silver
Battletoad
*click*
Anons driving a supposed pawn shop owner very likely to tears with troll calls, transcribed in the post
Or they made it all up I dont know enough about the guy they are harassing
Ain’t no way the owner’s working overnight shifts now that he’s on TV, it’s definitely some low level employee they’re harassing
One of the alltime classics
A true classic