this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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[โ€“] Amilo1591@lemmynsfw.com 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

By that logic, Russia could launch it's nukes on Poland, gift them mid flight to Poland and then ask why is the country bombing itself?

It's a good thing global defense strategies aren't made by 10 year olds.

[โ€“] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's a very credible response, if only there were a place to post non-credible defense strategies though ๐Ÿค”

Edit: credible, not refundable. Fuck swype

[โ€“] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

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[โ€“] jumbodumbo@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Guys what if the Russians attack NATO but then gift all their troops to Ukraine mid assault instead ๐Ÿ˜จ

[โ€“] PugJesus@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] magikmw@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

The most sane comment on this post.

[โ€“] Neato@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

That might actually work if the troops realize they can now officially defect from Russia.

[โ€“] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Doubtful, when have the Russians ever been so kind to their troops?

[โ€“] koorool@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Non-credible. It's Kyiv (correct and official spelling) and Dnipro (renamed).

No remarks about the rest, B+

[โ€“] aphonefriend@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Or we could just bomb the shit out of them until they say uncle.

[โ€“] Hubi@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Most credible indeed

[โ€“] Mysiu666@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We wanted to retaliate for an unprovoked Ukrainian attack on our farmers, it wasn't our fault that it was a US-owned nuke and ลukasz entered mosc*v coordinates.