this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

True freedom is the realization that you can literally do whatever the fuck you want

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if you're fired and end up homeless and starve to death, suffering is only temporary because soon you'll die and your life won't even be a measurable blip on the timeline of the universe and within 3 or 4 generations you'll all but be completely forgotten... So why not leave early

[–] keeb420@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need the money and don't have sick/vacation time to waste anymore because I've used it all.

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

Not a problem if you just die! [taps forehead]

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

divides by zero

[–] SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also nobody remembers the guy that left the office early on Friday when Monday morning comes around.

[–] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a teacher, I'm sure my students would notice if I left early.

[–] portside@monyet.cc 5 points 1 year ago

We'll be happy that you left so that we can spend an hour goofing around

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sound like a hazard of doing a job that's actually necessary. Have you tried doing a job that just makes money for a billionaire?

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

It is odd that we could shut down all of society and have like half of people work from home and basically none of it really mattered except, farmers, nurses, teachers, factory workers, construction, maintenance etc.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How do you leave a day (while preserving the option to come back for the next day)?

[–] mrmhm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Life. Size. Cardboard. Cutout.

[–] rab@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

You just fucking leave. Are you useful? They will welcome you back