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“I got thrown a last-minute invite to a tech billionaire’s party,” she wrote in an excerpt from her book, which was released on April 2. “The guy who invited me, who’s like fifteenth or twentieth in line to the British throne, had said to my male friend, ‘We need more girls.'”

The soiree, Rebel claimed, was medieval-themed. Therefore, she chose a “buxom damsel outfit complete with cone hat” to wear to the event.

“The party was insane,” the Pitch Perfect franchise star alleged. “Men were jousting on horses in a field, girls dressed as mermaids were in the pool … The property was massive, and because it was quite a drive, people had been assigned rooms to sleep there overnight.”

While describing the night as “a vibe,” Rebel revealed the event was held at a ranch outside of Los Angeles, complete with a fireworks display for guests and “candy” being given out. However, Rebel discovered that the sweet treats were actually the drug molly.

“I watch the British royal flounder around whilst I continuously hike up my boobs,” she continued in the book. “There’s a huge private fireworks display, and then, all of a sudden, it’s 2 a.m,, and a guy comes out with a large tray piled with what looks like a ton of candy. I turned to the screenwriter I’ve been talking with, confused. He says, ‘Oh, it’s for the orgy… the orgies normally start at these things about this time.’”

Upon finding out what she was in for, Rebel added that the “we need more girls” statement from “the Windsor” made sense.

“Now the comment by the Windsor about needing more girls started to make a lot more sense,” she added. “They weren’t talking about a boy-girl ratio, like it was a year-eight disco. They were talking about an ORGY!”

As for what Rebel did, she concluded, “Needless to say, I hike up my damsel dress and run out of there as fast as I can.”

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

there's nothing wrong with an orgy, but you gotta be upfront about it. you don't just invite people to a theme party and suddenly there's laced candy and it turns into an orgy.

[–] PatMustard 12 points 7 months ago

My choice of fancy dress costume is going to be very different if I'm expecting it to be orgy-appropriate

[–] Emperor 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She has released 3 hints:

  • They are male
  • It happened in 2014
  • They are 15th or 20th in line to the throne

That's a long way beyond Prince Andrew - the current line of succession is:

  1. James, Earl of Wessex - born in 2007
  2. Lady Louise Mountbatten-Windsor - not male, born in 2003
  3. Princess Anne, the Princess Royal - one of the few people not to get a sex test when competing at the Olympics but not male
  4. Peter Phillips - the Queen's oldest grandchild, born in 1977
  5. Savannah Phillips - not male, born in 2010
  6. Isla Phillips - not male, born in 2012

Beyond that you are into the Tindalls and then Liz 2's nieces and nephews.

All that, of course, depends on Wilson's accuracy and truthfulness but it does highlight quite how many hangers-on there are.

[–] tkc 2 points 6 months ago

When you list it out like that, it seems kind of obvious.

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Well this seems like an accurate and reliable source

[–] echo@lemmings.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Emperor 1 points 6 months ago
[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

She was invited to fill a quota? That's probably the rudest reason to invite someone.