Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' train!
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2024
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I've had it with these mother loving snakes on this Monday through Friday train!
- Censored version
They're monkey-fighting, not mother loving!
But was it an escaped boomslang snake?
I'll be concerned when it's zombies on a train.
Snakes on a plane, zombies on a train, crocodiles on a snowmobile, vampires on a ferry, werewolves on a funicular, moth men in a kayak, sasquatches on a tricycle, golems in an uber, mermaids on a tram, mummies on a dirigible, ghouls in a jeep…
This franchise has legs!
Well we have:
- Snakes on a Train (2006)
- Zombies on a Plane (2025) - OJ's last film?
And Train to Busan is basically Zombies on a Train.
So there is plenty of room for more, in the way people went wild after Cocaine Bear.
I'd add to your suggestions with:
- Walrus on a Tourbus
- Fairies on a Ferry
- Yeti on a Cable Car
And a whole car based spinoff series (not all of which are quite as scary):
- Pandas in a Fiat Panda
- Vipers in a Dodge Viper
- Jaguars in an E-Type
- Stag Beetles in a VW Beetle (and the out of sequence, fan-favourite instalment: Stag Beetles in a Triumph Stag)
- Male Horses (under four years old) in a Mitsubishi Colt
Pandas in a Fiat Panda
I could definitely see this as a viral as back in the day - SLJ turns up and his Fiat Pandanus full of pandas, prompting a sweaty rant.
This franchise has legs!
Legs on more legs!
I saw that documentary