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RIP the Full English (c.l3n.co)

submitted 7 months ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker

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[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Biggest insult was putting streaky bacon on the headstone

Why not just defecate on its grave fucksake

[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Plus beans in a dish and shitty sausages!

[–] flamingos 17 points 7 months ago

Jesse, you need to stop eating Full Englishes. They're not good for you Jesse!

[–] TC_209@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

kelly Brekkiexit

[–] Emperor 6 points 7 months ago

Brekkieggsit?

[–] rmuk 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sickos.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Ha ha, yes!

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And RIP Joe Biden's uncle

[–] Emperor 7 points 7 months ago

We don't know if he's dead - he could be 150 and living with a cannibal tribe.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 7 points 7 months ago

This is a really under reported story.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

“Full English”. Is that like a Brazilian? 😁

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Full English will put hair on your chest. Brazilian takes it back off.

[–] Emperor 8 points 7 months ago

Also a Brazilian makes your John Thomas look bigger, while too many Full Englishs has the opposite effect. Or so I am told.

[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

But more so!

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

eating full englishes is the best way to eradicate them!

[–] Emperor 3 points 7 months ago

But I couldn't eat a whole one.

[–] Flax_vert 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ulster Fry > Full English

[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

We can have white and black pudding at the same time ♥️

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Needs more black pudding and tattie scones! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Also I like spinach, mushrooms and hot sauce with mine, but that's by the by.

[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Where are you from?

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

I don't think an English breakfast prepared at home like I do it (read: like a heretic) is that unhealthy, but I only do parts (eggs, toast, beans, bacon) and don't fry anything... But what you get served in a public establishment is probably 1500+ calories just from all the oil.

[–] FlaminGoku@reddthat.com 3 points 7 months ago

Full English was the best way to start my day in London.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago

The celts do it better anyway. The Irish with pudding and soda farls and Scots with scones (I didn't know what the Welsh or Isle of Man do but, assume that the latter do so at whatever pace they like).

[–] d00phy@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

God’s Beeakfast Just gonna leave this here.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

I had a veggie one this morning.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today -2 points 7 months ago

Best brttsh news

[–] Dreizehn@kbin.social -5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Zero sympathy for the Inselaffen and their breakfast.

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Shut up and try not to choke on your Müsli.