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NGL feeling low. Lost my job at WeedMaps today. I told them in my interview that I only smoke straight fire but I got the piss test back and it showed I've been smoking mid. I already put in notice at my current job. what do I do?

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

A barrel roll.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

OP took the test too lightly and didn't get a score high enough to pass. Maybe if they don't show up for work the next day, they can get some credit back and maybe get chance for a re-takr. But they'll need to take it seriously this time and walk the talk.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What score on a drug test? That he only smoked good shit? I have never taken a drug test for quality. It's only been if they were done or not.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh. See. I didn't know that the whole post was a joke. I thought it might be a joke. But there was something there that made me think it could be real.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Everything is a joke, my lad.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Lol, it's all good.

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 7 months ago

Test better drugs

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Get some moon rocks and furgettaboutit.

[–] icedcoffee@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thanks man! Helps to hear some positivity as I’m getting my numbers up!

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Smoking is the mistake, you need edibles.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

it's ok bruh we'll train harder

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Jeweled plug or too ostentatious?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Remote vibrating. Then, learn to play chess.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[–] someguywithacomputer@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The butt furry tail.

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pic of OP looks remarkably like Emmanuel Macron

[–] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

I heard Emmanuel Macron likes Iced Coffee. Maybe we're onto something here.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Should have studied harder.