this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Another way of thinking about it: You may have nothing to hide, but there are people who will use the dirt they have on you to make false accusations and fuck you over for their own gain.

[–] Hextic@derpzilla.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry AI will just generate the evidence now.

[–] Zyansheep@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Wait, then actual evidence becomes useless!

[–] bleph@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I, for one, welcome our new toilet-watching overlords

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

After my visit to the porcelain throne, it is they who will feel fear.

[–] DeveloperKai@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Assert dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst shitting.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Hopefully it has audio because I love yelling hulk smash when I drop one off.

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 17 points 1 year ago

"He's just sitting there smiling at the camera..."

"Four hours, there's a line. We have no idea what to do!"

[–] skycat@beehaw.org 17 points 1 year ago

I don't want you to know where I hide my shit

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They left the seat up, so yeah they do

[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

“why did he sit down on it to shit even with the seat up?”

the person monitoring it hasn’t been able to sleep for ten days since the no seat incident.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I still find people act more naturally with the smaller x10 models.