Obituaries

88 readers

1 users here now

Elsewhere:

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

submitted 7 months ago by Emperor to c/obituaries

7 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 7 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] snaprails 9 points 7 months ago

His funeral cortege will take two hours to pass and will comprise a white Ford Bronco followed by several dozen police cruisers :-)

[–] HollandJim@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Burn, OJ, burn…

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago

Fuck, the juice is loose again.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago

Did he finally get around to searching the world('s golf courses) for the "real" killer?

[–] Sineljora@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Hey Twitter world, it’s yours truly

[–] autotldr@lemmings.world 1 points 7 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:

OJ Simpson, a football star turned suspected murderer, has died, according to a statement by his family.

On X, formerly known as Twitter, Simpson’s account carried a simple message from his family.

“On April 10th, our father, Orenthal James Simpson, succumbed to his battle with cancer.

He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren.

During this time of transition, his family asks that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace,” the statement said.

More details soon …

The original article contains 79 words, the summary contains 79 words. Saved 0%. I'm a bot and I'm open source!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

They certainly did not choose a flattering photo for that article.