Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 months ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] kambusha@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

!No-eyed deer!<

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Took me a second to get it until I mentally switched to a Boston accent. lol

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Works well with an East Texas accent

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I read this joke with my grandmother's New England accent. She always said "idear" instead of "idea."

[–] Adverb@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs!

!Still no idea!<

[–] Adverb@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive equipment?

!Still no fucking idea !!<

[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

What do you call a deer with three eyes?

Seymour

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.