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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by dhcmrlchtdj__@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 
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[โ€“] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 16 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] spujb@lemmy.cafe 14 points 10 months ago

any chance we can mark this nsfw please ๐Ÿ˜•

[โ€“] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now this is what I'll be thinking of when I witness a total eclipse.

[โ€“] bmsok@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Total eclipse of the fart. Time to put your viewing glasses back on.

[โ€“] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

Total eclipse of the fart. Time to put your ~~viewing glasses~~ PPE back on.

[โ€“] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] Vespair@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The problem with this is Goatse famously is not pulling his ass apart by the cheeks, but rather stretching his asshole itself. You needed to superimpose the hands into the eclipse for the reference to really land

[โ€“] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is closer to Bigfootproof (You have all been warned)

[โ€“] Vespair@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Tbh I already have the fully detailed image of Goatse permanently burned into my retinas for all of my remaining time on this marble, so I think I'm gonna do myself the kindness of not investigating this Bigfootproof at all and simply trusting your word on the matter.

[โ€“] venusaur@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Iโ€™m blind

[โ€“] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Why do my eyes hurt?

You are looking at a nude egg