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submitted 7 months ago by Delta_V@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I was hoping this was real :(

[–] Tobberone@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

What if we changed it to "Mexican warns of remorseless criminals north of the boarder"?

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Dammit, I ate the onion until your comment. I was thinking Mexico might build some sort of wall to keep the riff raff out of Mexico.

[–] username_unavailable@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Omg, I chewed that whole bite without realizing it wasn't an apple...