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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Can't they just spin it backwards to get the wind back in the wind turbine?

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

That will just leak wind upwards instead of downwards.