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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] hakase@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

But there's got to be something out there!?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There's nothing out there! Just sea, and fish. And the part of the ~~ship~~ windmill where the front fell off. And a fire.