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Jimmy Carter Becomes Second President Convicted Of Felony For Sticking Up Waffle House (www.theonion.com)
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[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain of poor underpaid Waffle House employees.