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[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 56 points 5 months ago (5 children)

That English breakfast looks horrible

[–] Daeraxa@lemmy.ml 48 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Its an awful representation, sausages have been incinerated and the bacon looks like it has been left under a warmer for a few hours.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Even by English standards that looks so bad

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Even the mushrooms somehow look greasy and dry. Shit attempt.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Honestly, seems pretty standard for someone who's proud enough of their full english to post it on social media. They're always some of the most disgusting plates of food you've ever seen.

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

THOSE ARE MUSHROOMS?

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 5 months ago

straight up looks like coal

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same. That's literally heartburn on a plate.

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 5 months ago

The lousy attempt at "breakfast" or the heartburn?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

I'm a highly educated expert in Breakfastology and that traditional English breakfast is racist.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Not nearly enough baked beans