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submitted 7 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] root_beer@midwest.social 9 points 7 months ago

I’m not shrugging, but that’s partly because I fell and wrecked my shoulder last week

Also, and mostly, because I’m celebrating