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CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years (www.theonion.com)
submitted 7 months ago by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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It's an older article, sir, but it checks out.

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[–] argentcorvid@midwest.social 15 points 7 months ago

Lol.

A couple years ago someone at work asked me if I had a highlighter, and handed them a sharpie.