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We need ground clearance too lol
Also awd isn't 4x4
Also if you put wet things inside the cab and turn on the heater you are going to have a condensation nightmare
Maybe stay in your own lane gamer dude
And there are vehicles other than trucks or 4-runnerd that have that.
Never said AWD, I said 4x4
Never said put it in the cabin, I said put it in the trunk
I'd love to, but these oversized pavement princesses are forcing me to dodge around them because they can't control a big, heavy vehicle.
Which small vehicles are 4x4
Before you play the goalposts game: I said smaller, not small, though some listed would probably count as small:
New vehicles
And since price was the initial complaint: [used](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=used+small+4x4, though if that gives you too many trucks
You'll notice almost immediately that there are many 4x4 vehicles with ground clearance that aren't also gigantic trucks that will go unused for their main intended purpose.
First link, most vehicles aren't available here. Yeah I totally wish we got the Suzuki Jimny and Dacia duster but we don't
So the only options are Tacoma (expensive) and ranger (no longer a small truck)
Subaru is popular here but people prefer domestic vehicles due to parts availability here
Second link just shows me a bunch of body on frame vehicles (full sized trucks and suvs)?
You've got me totally confused gamer dude, what models do you want my neighbours to drive exactly? Why are you so condescending, especially considering you have zero knowledge on this topic
The projection is cute