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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Uh oh, found the terminally online guy.

Nobody is "insecure" about owning a truck, because normal people just use their vehicle as they see fit. They aren't worried about what some basement dweller thinks of their vehicle use lol

Peak brain dead take of the whole thread ⭐

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nobody is "insecure" about owning a truck

Homie I can see you and at least one other person whining in every thread possible about how your use case is valid

They aren't worried about what some basement dweller thinks

Nice ad hominem, bud, really shows you're not defensive. How about the opinion of someone on land with livestock, yet doesn't feel the need to own a truck? Isn't that, like, the exact person you guys claim needs one so desperately after all?

[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca -1 points 5 months ago

I'm really confused as to why you think people need to justify owning a truck. Do I, or anyone, owe you or anyone else an explanation on why we have a certain type of vehicle?

My use case is valid, simply because I deem it so.

Others use cases are valid, simply because they deem it so.

It's really that simple.