I'm not surprised given the person in charge, but I still feel bad for the guy. Being almost completely paralyzed, it makes total sense to jump at the chance to get some normalcy back.

I didn't expect 85% of the wires to already detach at this point. In a just society, the whole company would be shut down and the CEO put into a bottomless pit.

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[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Imagine having a cybertruck put in your head

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You go into a coma for opening your mouth while your brain firmware is updating

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your brain shorts out cause your mouth is wet.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

You become a real life knight who says 'ni'