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It must be a Goodboy on his way to an MLP convention! I'm sure his healthy athletic frame is too much for conventional seats... He's sure to have a cache of honey mustard stored under one of his folds, just use that to lube him up and he'll slide right into that seat!
I hope they have plenty of Cheetos and Mountain Dew on that train, if his sugars get too low he might faint!
Hate to tell you but I don’t think they have Cheetos or Mountain Dew in the UK.
Pretty sure they have Cheetos at Tesco, right? Definitely not common though