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Terrifying New Anti-Marijuana PSA Says Overindulgence Could Cause You to End Up Like Bill Maher (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] someguy3@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You never go full ass clown.

[โ€“] ptz@dubvee.org 25 points 7 months ago

Ron Swanson saying ' Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing'

Unless it's being an ass clown. Then it's okay to go halfway.