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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/9716

Maybe some ALGOL 58 while we're at it too.

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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

the old languages still have their fans – and COBOL, Fortran, Ada, and Lisp are still holding strong in their respective niches

[–] someacnt_@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lisp has always been the future >.>

[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 15 points 5 months ago

And tomorrow is always just a day away.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lisp variants like Clojure are being used for new projects (e.g. Logseq) but I'd be surprised to hear of anyone choosing COBOL for a greenfield project.

[–] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah the only reason someone should learn COBOL is job security and potentially making a living moving things over. No reason to start a project in the lang. You can make flat files into ODBCs nowadays.

I suppose the ability to be left alone because everyone is afraid the COBOL person leaves and the company goes under is a good reason :)

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I took a principles of programming languages course a while back and got to touch on a lot of these old languages. My professor had huge hard-on for Lisp. Don't get me wrong. The simplicity of the language is admirable. But reading and parsing that shit gave me headaches. No me gusta.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 months ago

I think I was the reverse, I found it easier wrapping my mind around Scheme than C …