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if I have a vasectomy there's nothing exiting my balls when I cum, does that mean my balls are slowly filling with plastic?
If I double or triple my busting am I emptying my balls of the buildup? Like donating blood and lessening the amount of PFAS in your body? I'm only partially joking
Much like the regular police protect capital and property, the volcel police are protecting big plastic & petroleum
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
you still bust with a vasectomy, but your gun's not loaded anymore
After vasectomy, what you bust comes only from the prostate, while the swimmers are stuck in the balls, so yes, your balls will end up fully buoyant
ping pong balls
I really don't like the sound or thought of this like i don't want that cum just building up in there any more than i want plastic
I can’t tell if this is a bit, but it gets absorbed.
what if you cum faster than the rate of resorption
The bits that are produced in the balls aren’t produced on-demand so the frequency of violating the volcel oath doesn’t really matter.