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submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 57 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Jesus, I almost ate that onion. For a moment, the headline shocked me, but wasn't that unbelievable... and that, in and of itself, is terrifying

[–] ErrantRoleplayer@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Thank you for this comment... double checked the sub lmao. This showed up in my feed.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Yup. Fuck.