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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday (www.theonion.com)

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[–] unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As I’m sure pudding fingers will be inspired to make this into an actual law, and as I’m sure he doesn’t know what “ex post facto” means, I look forward to seeing this applied to my over-22-year-old childless sister.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

It took me a minute to figure out who pudding fingers was. There are so many doughy politicians.