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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday (www.theonion.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 65 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I didnt know the onion got new management but seems like its working.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 131 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

It got bought by a group of super fans who specifically formed a company just to buy it and return it to its former glory. They even plan to bring back ONN!

Edit: the company the super fans formed is called Global Tetrahedron Corp, which long-time The Onion fans will recognize as the (now formerly) fictional global megacorp featured in countless past articles.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 19 points 7 months ago

Finally some good news

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 12 points 7 months ago

YAY

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 7 months ago

Oh that would be really good!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 14 points 7 months ago

Management has layers. It’s complicated.