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If you’re alone in a forest would you rather come across a bear or a Florida Man?
Florida man here. Definitely a bear.
There are grades of Florida man, and the ones you're going to randomly come across in the middle of the woods are likely the scary ones. Don't think I'm talking about people with guns either. With all the guns in this state I'm much more worried about the ones who no longer have the presence of mind to grab their gun before they leave their house. Think meth heads fighting with pots and pans in the front yard, or people on that drug that made the one guy eat the other guy's face.
Meanwhile, we only have black bears. Easy decision.
Black bears are basically raccoons.
If you're a forest would you rather be alone or come across a Florida ManBearPig
He’s half man and half bear-pig.
No wait, I think he's half bear and half man-pig
Never mind I think he’s half meth and half manbearpig.
Nevermind. Gator got ‘im.
I don't understand the downvotes, unless... Are man v bear jokes not funny anymore?
I think people are offended by your screen name.
Hmm, never been an issue for me before. In any case, the origin is family guy. Hilarious clip, 20sec long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSG5wKbsIkw&t=15
Never were. I don't mind, though.