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What Biden Can Do To Win Over Gen Z (www.theonion.com)
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[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My favorite one:

Allow Them To Grow Older And More Disillusioned

Letting the world wring the idealism from them should make it easier for Gen Z to stomach a man who, in any other context but an American presidential election, is an unrepentant monster