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[โ€“] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

A lot of these are funny, because (as a young millennial), they'd eliminate Biden from the picture and force the Dems to run a different candidate. This on the other hand:

Develop A Fursona

Now, I can't speak for the furry community as a whole, but most of the furries I talk to would probably be royally pissed and claim that he's just doing it for brownie points while also painting a massive political target on our backs. We've been able to mostly avoid getting dragged into the culture wars and mostly dodge legislation that'd kill the community, however, since it's technically a hobby there are no legal protections except the freedom of speech, unlike LGBT, POC and neurodivergent communities. Biden making a fursona would probably destroy the community because it'd put furries under the conservative spotlight and prompt them to make legislation targeted against the community.

In other words, stop giving him ideas.

Geo Briden ๐Ÿ˜Ž