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Anon looks up Danish cuisine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 17 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Sweden: Flying Jacob

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

That's the epitome of "fuck it, I'll just throw in whatever I have around".

[–] xep@fedia.io 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That sounds delicious!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

It really is delicious

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 6 months ago

Definitely high when he came up with this. That “air freight industry” bit was just a handy coincidence.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago

I want to try it!

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Next up: Frying Jacob

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

After that: Rappelling Jacob

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

I'd try it, I think plantains would be better than bananas though.