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Florida Students Given Lifelike Dolls To Simulate Responsibility Of Owning Slave (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not even that far off Onion! Your satire is going to need to get more ridiculous.

https://apnews.com/article/7aa55bcffe0f4db88282790a19a415a0

https://wjactv.com/news/local/school-apologizes-assignment-asking-5th-grader-pretend-to-be-a-white-slave-master-conemaugh-township-somerset-parents-reaction-

And there are a great many similar stories!

[โ€“] livus@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Thanks, this makes me feel way better about eating the onion here.