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Anon gets /fit/ (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

the most fit pet would be one that makes you exercise(run away from it) a lot(it runs after you)!

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My cat likes to sink her claws into my lap if I try to get up to do anything. I think she would prefer it if I gave up exercising altogether.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As much as I enjoy being your living couch, little kitty, I do need to eat every now and then!

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

but... if you dont eat, you'll be a couch forever!

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So, big cat?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

or a big herbivore