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Tap for contextSome woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man

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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (5 children)

"Question. What kind of bear is best?"

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 4 points 4 months ago

Not the bear market

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

For survival: black bear

For dying: polar bear

If you want a surprise: brown bear (although they also won't kill you if you stay away from them)

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

Idk Pan-Pan is pretty cute. Ice Bear is cool though.

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Do Giant Pandas count?