Is he giving the Danes control of Alsace-Lorraine and part of the balkans? Impeccable, no notes. Giving the Gauls all of Iberia? Sure that makes sense

[–] someone@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

When I conquer the world, I'm going to forcibly resettle everyone in Alsace-Lorraine to elsewhere, wall it off, and let it return to nature. If the little brats who have been killing each other for centuries over it can't play nice and share, nobody gets to play with it.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, make it the new Israel. Would ensure world peace as both France and Germany insists on Israels right to exist

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It would’ve made more sense than where we put it. I’ve been saying we should’ve turned Bavaria into Israel, but Alsace works too

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Israel-lorraine

[–] kot@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

He doesnt know what any of these words mean. He probably just googled "traditional european tribes" and went with the first results.

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Traditional European people art

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

peterson-pain

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The raven banner is only Danish insofar as all Scandinavians were called "Danes" as a metonym by the English for a bit. Theres a raven banner on the bayeux tapestry. It's not really a Danish symbol

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Thank you, I am aware, thats why I wrote "Danes" but I can see how that can be confusing.